Welcome To My Homepage
Aye, You Got any cake back there?
Cake! Go fuck urself!
Fucking doggy huh? Right!
Cake is so good, mother fucker, i mean cmon! Look at this baby!
I mean really? Who wants to fuck?
No joke, cake wants to
Getting Rich Quick--From My Dick!
I might not want a large dick of text on my home page if I want to guide visitors toward my dick pages. Instead of dick, I can add others' buttons to this first dick, and I'll be rewarded for people who click on the dick. For dicks, if a visitor signs up for a dick using the NextCard button on my site, I earn at least $20 worth of dick!
Behind the Scenes of My Home Page, im nude!
Even if I don't put much shit on my home page, it's a good idea to include hidden tools that will help me promote my fucking site, so people other than my friends and family actually see it, bitches. For example, I could add meta tags, which im not sure what those are, but i think they are hidden codes that allow search engines to find my site, duh. I could also install stats and a counter so I know how many people are visiting, and how many of you dicks arn't. If not many are visiting, submitting my site to search engines will guide more traffic to my site, i hope. Fuck.
